1. let’s play a game where we both get under the covers and see who can make each other moan first

    (Quelle: majortvjunkie, via whaticallamadmanwithabluebox)

     

  2. the moment johnlock becomes canon

    1. shippers: i hAVE WAITED 6 FUCKING YEARS FOR THIS FINALLY
    2. the rest of the world: .....are u telling me i've been watching a gay detective show all this time
    3. mark and steven: [maniacally gleeful giggling]
     

  3. I hate when people say “women should leave some things to the imagination” like WTF do y’all think women are hiding under their shirt? A baby goat??? The Bridge to Terabithia?? Get the fuck…

    (Quelle: liveeduzit, via whiskeyat6am)

     

  4. jaclcfrost:

    [slams fist down on the table] who gave your voice permission to sound that attractive

    (via beanmom)

     

    1. post: SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE
    2. me:
     
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  7. Anonym sagte: are u going to have sex before marriage?

    perks-of-being-chinese:

     
  8. perdition-raised-idjits:

    misha-smiles:

    queen-of-the-rising-demons:

    weirdo-dragon-girl:

    captainoftheavengers:

    Fuck

    I dropped my phone when I realized what I was looking at.

    HOLD THE FUCK UP

    JeSUS CHriSt

    (via deanwinchestes)

     
  9. awwww-cute:

    My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

    (via starlight-pixie)